You’ll never believe it…
But I just got picked up by a Jewish guy’s mom and dad at a Giordano’s pizzeria in Evanston on half-off-any-pizza night.
No joke.
Woody Allen couldn’t have written it this well.
I was waiting for the bathroom when a zaftig woman joined me in line. Somehow, she asked if I wanted two tickets for the Saturday Cubs-Cards game (answer: yes!). I made an offer, and she went to call her son to see if he would take my offer ($60 for $110 tickets).
Long story short, the mom (Fran, of Fran and Phil Pomerantz) puts me on the phone with her son Mark, and he asks me if I’m doing anything for Sukkot (upcoming Jewish holiday). His mom took down my number, and I guess now we’ll see if he calls.
RANDOM.
Sadly, I can’t lay claim to those Cubs tickets… yet.

