January 2009
"Men smell of cheese, and women of grapefruit or... →
Mansinthe? - Marilyn Manson's Absinthe →
“Eat Me, Drink Me”
The best part of the night, easily, was when the...
lindsayneedscoffee:
6od:
(via lindsayneedscoffee)
I don’t think a group of people has ever reacted to a commercial the way we did last night. Seriously.
It was PERFECT.
My sister recently purchased me a Shamwow. It is preeeetty amazing! Informercial to follow…
That horoscope thing that's going around, via...
fishy:
“Capricorn women have a cool, standoffish charm. Elegant and glacial, they may seem unapproachable. Actually, this is a mask to hide their vulnerability. Capricorn individuals are afraid of ‘losing face.’ They fear criticism and can’t abide being forced to be self-critical. This woman is competitive, though she is usually more interested in besting her own efforts than those of rivals. If...
Create Your Own Original Star Trek Story →
randomonium:
io9, the best blog left in the Gawker network (since the sales of Wonkette and Consumerist), puts together a hilarious chart for creating a Start Trek adventure.
“Every god has a power source. Every time.”
For fishy, who is an outed Star Trek nerd.
The Shenevertakesherwatchoff Poem:
(For Marcia)
Because you always have a clock strapped to your body, it’s natural that I should think of you as the correct time: with your long blonde hair at 8:03, and your pulse-lightning breasts at 11:17, and your rose-meow smile at 5:30, I know I’m right.
(By Richard Brautigan)
“you being in love
will tell who softly asks in love,
am i separated from your...”
– (via eecummings)
my favorite of his.
(via fishy)
A new favorite of mine now… Thanks, fishy.
fishy:
Wisechild, “Break Away”
These guys were...
The Surrealist Compliment Generator →
incurable:
walpaper:
“I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon as the minutemen stand before me with their phallic gums aimed and loaded..”
Generate your own Surrealist Compliment
via
Mine was: “Woods nymphs sprinkle your path with bowlings balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.”
girlindc:
We Used To Be Friends - The Dandy...
You WISH you had these lyrics stuck in your head,...
lindsayneedscoffee:
Girl, algebra or trigonometry could never equal up To what you do to me So let’s intergrate Don’t differentiate If you were in my class There ain’t no way I could pass I hate English, gym, and not to mention I can’t even afford to pay my attention No philosophy could ever come between us But we’ll always have our Calculus
I know my calculus It says u + me = us Said I know...
Spread of Malaria Feared as Drug Loses Potency →
Things like this make me wish that I weren’t so grossed out by the human body, so that I could work for the CDC or WHO and have an impact in the world.
What is Republic Day?
iindia:
The Republic Day of India is a national holiday of India to mark the adoption of the Constitution of India and the transition of India from a British Dominion to a republic on January 26, 1950. It is one of the three national holidays in India.
Although India obtained its independence on August 15, 1947, it did not yet have a permanent constitution; instead, its laws were based on the...
“I did a shit on your Mum!
I did a shit on your Mum
And she rather liked it!
I...”
– From the Mighty Boosh. (via supersonicelectronic)
(FOR PEACE!!!)
randomonium:
MIA - Paper Planes
Survey: Which...
“Nobody ever hates things that are served in mugs.”
– Marco (via peterwknox)
copycats:
“Singin’ In The Rain” by Jamie Cullum
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